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Things That Just Don't Make Sense...

PostThu Apr 06, 2006 2:15 pm

Hey guys, have you ever been just sitting around, minding your own business, when suddenly you see or hear something that makes absolutely no sense? Well I have. I mean anything that just confuses the crap out of you, or just is silly. Like why shipments are done by land. Why cargo is loaded onto airplanes and such. Or why your bus driver says to your cousin; "Oh no, don't TELL me you just touched that window..." and proceeds to write him up. Share any of these experiences with me.
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PostFri Apr 07, 2006 12:57 am


I was in my living room the other day, and I swore I heard a boat horn.
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PostFri Apr 07, 2006 9:20 am

its old but still baffling- going off the road a bit for a drive in the parkway and parking in the driveway.

i decided to leave home-my parents were happy to see me go- they gave me the "micro- wave"
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PostTue May 02, 2006 11:36 am

Getting a write up on the bus for writing MEAT-PIE on the bus window...apparantly it was offending another bus driver?

Hey Adam...MAYOR OF OCTAM!!!
People used to ask me why I was so quiet... The voices in my head are talking, it would be rude of me to interrupt them.
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Yes!

PostTue May 02, 2006 1:43 pm

Holy crap Mayor of Octam! I almost forgot about that, but that was the most horrifying and wrong thing that i think i've ever seen on a video game. That and the guy that just speared that girl in the face with his lance. Ridiculous.
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PostThu May 04, 2006 1:43 am

Common sense is not common.
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PostMon May 08, 2006 5:59 pm

I'm lying right now.
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PostMon May 08, 2006 6:37 pm

Chaos Theory.
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A quotation non compus mentis.

PostTue May 09, 2006 5:34 pm

"What kind of steak did you get, chicken or taco?"
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PostTue May 09, 2006 5:35 pm

:-s

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PostTue May 09, 2006 8:19 pm

*giggles*
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PostFri May 25, 2007 12:29 am

Taco Belly
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PostThu May 31, 2007 2:10 pm

This thread hasn't been touched in a long time but I'll throw a little something in here and see if I can't get it goin' again. A while back I went to the mall to buy a pair of shorts or two. This girl who worked at the store (American Eagle) came up to me and the following conversation ensued:
"Hi, Can I help you with anything? Are you looking for anything in particular?"
"Uh...shorts I guess."
"What are you gonna use them for?"
"..........................................Um.....hehe....uh...wait...wha-"
"-Just like regular, everyday stuff?" (She's turning red at this point.)
".......Hehe....yeah."
"Oh, well....these ones are good."
"Haha. Thanks."


Ridiculous? I think so.
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PostThu May 31, 2007 2:57 pm

At Bestbuy I was looking for a cable to go from the printer to the computer. In the computer section I had THREE people come up to see if the can help me. When I ask if the have a cable shorter than six feet they all replied "I don't work in this section so I don't know." Why would you ask to help if you don't work in that area.
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PostFri Jun 01, 2007 12:07 am

Physics 101 at Clarkson University. Nuff said.



That, and I'm surprised no one has said this yet, but the entire super mario franchise. I guess I grew up with it, so it never struck me as odd, but seriously: a stumpy plumber with a handle bar moustache fighting turtles, dirt clods, walking bombs, ghosts, slow moving bullets the size of a five story building, using fire balls and mushrooms that cause you to grow to more than twice your size, while riding on a green dinosaur that can eat everything and lays eggs despite his gender. With mushrooms in them. And all of this to save a princess. If any part of that actually makes sense, would somebody please point it out to me?
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